askthepiratequeen:

(So many OTP-questions! *w* I’m sorry if yours isn’t here, I just took a few of those)

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(The Vitamin String Quartet Tribute To Fall Out Boy- Dance Dance) 

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askacavalreaper:

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I 8et once he was done moping, he enjoyed it too.

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askthevvioletmariner:

So you’re actually on my track, aren’t you? 8ut……..

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askacavalreaper:

And this is how you distract your victim!

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It is still a mystery.

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asktrolljegus:

OH, WOW, YOU THINK I’M ON HIS GOOD SIDE?

THAT’S SWEET.

OKAY, HERE’S WHAT YOU DO:

1. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING - FUCKING ANYTHING - SIT AND THINK OF EVERY POSSIBLE RESPONSE.
2. YES, ALL OF THEM.
3. IF YOU THOUGHT OF ANY RESPONSES THAT AREN’T SOME KIND OF AWFUL BATSHIT NONSENSE THAT MANAGES…