posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:48 am with 77 notes
kingmeganerd:

hussies fucking update is making people do things

kingmeganerd:

hussies fucking update is making people do things

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:45 am with 9,832 notes

grayskiesfashion:

GiantEye - Lock Pick Earrings

Because sometimes you just need a pair of fancy earrings that double as lock picks
- Gray

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:45 am with 104,858 notes
a-knight-a-witch-and-the-tardis:

wingchestr:

princessofthedeadsheep:

queer-feeri:

bromazepam:


Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies.


all I can think is Slytherin

#dont even fucking try to tell me thats not slytherin #some slyherin bought that #with her family money thats been handed down to her #to go to a ball in the 60s #dont even fucKING TELL ME IM WRONG

#it looks like it can only be opened with parseltongue

"Oh hold on I gotta get a tampon"
"HISSSSHISHAYISSS"

a-knight-a-witch-and-the-tardis:

wingchestr:

princessofthedeadsheep:

queer-feeri:

bromazepam:

Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies.

all I can think is Slytherin

#dont even fucking try to tell me thats not slytherin #some slyherin bought that #with her family money thats been handed down to her #to go to a ball in the 60s #dont even fucKING TELL ME IM WRONG

#it looks like it can only be opened with parseltongue

"Oh hold on I gotta get a tampon"

"HISSSSHISHAYISSS"

(Source: tawnyscostumesandcuriosities)

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:44 am with 174,476 notes
daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

(Source: scienceing)

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:44 am with 396,191 notes

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:43 am with 448,098 notes

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(Source: iseeaghoul)

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:43 am with 607,385 notes

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:42 am with 236,153 notes

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:42 am with 2,837 notes

captainarlert:

I wanna write something so fucked up fans stay up till 3 in the morning writing fanfiction to undo the damage and pretend it never happened

posted 3 days agoOct 17, 2014, 5:42 am with 93,415 notes
crewnecking:

so I was on yahoo answers and

crewnecking:

so I was on yahoo answers and